Reading Between The Lines

As for directions: a handwritten sign taped to the hand dryer reads, "Place hands under dryer & it will turn on automatically!"

See the wavy lines between the machine and the outstretched hands? A perceptive symbologist has inscribed within the original wording, "Bacon will be dispensed."

Gives me a second chuckle, the first being the need for a sign in the first place. Just put up a sign that says FREE BACON and people will find a way to turn that hand dryer on, for sure! Literacy is a real good thing.